that akward moment when ur standing there thinking about something/zoning out, and then when u snap back into reality u realize u were staring at someone...
ON THE NEWS JUST NOW: CHILDREN ARE SLEEPING LESS THAN EVER DUE TO SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES
My parents are looking at me right now, like:
Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY.
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!
How I feel after I take a nap
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on